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Hum Invented by a biohacker and physicists in Silicon Valley, artificially intelligent vibrator Hum uses A. The Kickstarter is still manufacturing, but join the waiting list. And for a more hands-on approach, in Taiwan there is even a group of volunteers that helps people with physical disabilities to masturbate.

Use a vibrator that is smarter than most geniuses. Listen to Suzanne Somers for once in your life and rub one out with the Thighmaster. Well, making a commitment to take the cremated remains of your passed partner and putting them in a dildo.

Japanese game shows are notoriously strange, but Sing What Happens might take the penis-shaped cake.

The following article contains images and language that may be considered NSFW. Consider another cautionary tale: Reads the item description: Essentially, contestants on this ridiculous game show are all trying to finish their song before they, you know, finish their orgasm.

Part of the reason the act is more acceptable now is that technology has collectively taken so many people far out of their comfort zones. With Hum, the future is here, and it is awesome.

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Think about it, Vranich says: It turns out, there are fascinating innovations for everyone, from an artificially intelligent vibrator implant to good deed masturbating. Book yourself a masturbation staycation which is totally different than just staying in bed and diddling yourself all day — TOTALLY different.

Yes, there is space in the ashes-dildo case for an iPhone. On second thought, maybe just get a new dildo and take it outside or something.

Masturbate, and then write a song about it. The holiday was started one year after Dr. On Instagram, people not only tag aftersex pics but are also known to stimulate themselves to these exhibitionistic me-me-memories as well.

Or as the company explains it: How is our culture of getting off currently getting on? Belisa Vranich who advises everyone to mix up their routines this May. Leave it to Japan to have truly beat us on this one.

Friday is the first day of the 20th annual National Masturbation Month. Go viral by masturbating at your local public library. Each male contestant copes with a sexy woman, who provides a distracting and pleasuring hand job.

Being a cam girl is an actual career path. So many have been inspired by the dramatic plight of academic wunderkind Kendra Sunderlandthe year-old ex-college student kicked out of school after a minute video of her masturbating in the Oregon State University library surfaced on PornHub.

Of course, she also faces potential prison time and thousands in fines, so this might be one of the riskier Masturbation Month strategies.

And revenge porn is essentially built from a collection of snaps sent of — and for — people masturbating. If you want the time-tested version of raising money through masturbation, there is the Masturbate-a-Thonstarted by Good Vibrations in and which continues today.

That way, the vibe knows you better than you might even know yourself. Skype sex is just two people masturbating separated by computer screens. Joycelyn Elders, the U. You can use the Vibratro on your groin.Check out If My Friends Could See Me Now [Clean] (Karaoke Version Instrumental Only) by Studio Musicians on Amazon Music.

Stream ad-free or purchase CD's and MP3s now on mi-centre.com You always write things in a funny enough way to make them interesting even if I don’t care about the topic. This is making me actually consider trying karaoke out at least once.

Check out Could I Have This Dance [Clean] (Karaoke Version With Backup Vocals) by Studio Musicians on Amazon Music. Stream ad-free or.

Artist Song Title; Hey You: 10, Maniacs: Because The Night: 10, Maniacs: These Are The Days: & Ludacris: Hot & Wet: & Super Cat: Na Na Na: 12 Stones. Note: The following article contains images and language that may be considered NSFW.

Friday is the first day of the 20th annual National Masturbation Month. The holiday was started one year after.

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